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The Kremlin Regiment, also called the Presidential Regiment, is a unique military regiment and part of the Russian Federal Protective Service with the status of a special unit. The regiment ensures the security of the Kremlin, its treasures, and state officials. In accordance with the federal law of December 8, 1997 \"On Immortalizing the Soviet People’s Victory in the Great Patriotic War of 1941–1945\", the regiment also maintains a guard of honor at the eternal flame of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier known as Post No. 1. The regiment is housed in the historic Kremlin Arsenal.
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Ngāti Whakahemo is a Māori iwi of New Zealand.
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