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Hakan Çalhanoğlu is a professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Serie A club Inter Milan. Born in Germany, he chose to represent Turkey, later becoming the team's captain.

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{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}

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Río Blanco National Reserve is a national reserve in Valparaiso Region of Chile, 60 kilometres (37 mi) northeast of Santiago.

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Trigonella caerulea is an annual herb in the family Fabaceae. It is 30–60 cm tall. Its leaves are obovate or lance-shaped, 2–5 cm long, 1–2 cm wide and saw-toothed in upper part. Its flower stalks are compact, globular racemes, longer than the leaves. The sepals are twice as short as the corolla, its teeth are equal to the tube. The corolla is 5.5-6.5 mm long and blue. The pods are erect or slightly curved, compressed, 4–5 mm long with beak 2 mm. The seeds are small and elongated. It blossoms in April–May, the seeds ripen in May–June. It is self-pollinated.

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{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}

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